MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
omfg I’m dead
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
whyeverything is chrome in the future
and the Oscar goes to …